Oh People!

Sometimes I contemplate how fair it is that I bitch about dating and my dating life in particular. I feel that I should take a few moments to clarify a few things...just to understand that I am not, in fact, as crabby as this blog may lead you to believe. In fact, I continue to date because I am an optimistic person. I believe that someday someone will capture my heart and I'll be able to spend a comfortable life with that person.

I try to keep my statements generalized for the sake of anonymity. I don't need to embarrass anyone or throw anyone under the bus. After all, haven't we all done shitty things to one another?

I will readily admit some of the bad things I have done to men. Sadly, when I reflect on my dating history, the song below often pops into my head:

I have left in the middle of the night.
I have a vast collection of strange gifts (including a can opener, a coconut opener, and an empty basket).
I have done the text break up.
I have ignored someone until they "get it."

Yes, folks, I am a bad person. But can you look in the mirror and tell yourself that you've never figuratively shat on someone? Lets just face it, sometimes we don't want to deal with other people.

However, in reflection, I think it's important to try to curb this behavior. Seriously-- karma is a bitch! All of my man eating, I think, has left me alone and lonely...maybe, maybe not. But my personal philosophy on life is just to try to be nice to folks.

Of course, I'm gonna keep writing about the weirdos...after all, be nice...but have some fun!

Happy Friday!